Show times: Saturdays, 4 till 5

About the show: Expect the unexpected. Tunes are played according to a theme. Themes vary wildly (past highlights have included “Anarchy” and “Hypothetical Party in a Garage”) and most likely we’ll contrive some reason to play Arcade Fire, because we love them, and cheesy 90s dance, because you love it, and you know you do.

1: Describe yourself in 5 words.

Usually a little too loud.

2: What is the best song ever written?

Might have to go for a classic and say Stairway To Heaven, although honourable mentions to One Week by the Barenaked Ladies and Friday I’m In Love by The Cure

3: Complete the following sentence:

“The world would be a better place if …… People took everything about 20% less seriously.”

4: Describe your perfect day.

Lou Reed already has.

5: What’s in the perfect sandwich?

I’d go for cream cheese on toasted stonebaked ciabatta with red onion, chargrilled red pepper, basil, sunblush tomatoes and pesto.